pimp my ride? How about... my pimp ride

This is my car. It is a 2002 aspen white Subaru Impreza WRX, or Rex for short. My car is 98% stock. The other 2% of my ride is comprised of 17" BBS rims, 215/45ZR17 pirelli P-zero tires, and an in-dash carbon fiber kit.

top ten things about my car...
1. all wheel drive, great for snow... bad for donuts
2. horizontally opposed four cylinder boxer engine... if you drive a Honda take your type R badges, bullet bike exhaust, and pointless spoiler, and DREAM ON cause the pedal wasn't even down that time!!!
3. who can resist a hood scoop?
4. turbo
5. turbo
6. turbo
7. stock momo steering wheel
8. gas milage isn't perfect, just bad enough to keep me out of the gronola bar Birckenstock club
9. not to be repititive but T-U-R-B-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Did I mention that i eat Hondas for breakfast!!!